THE CONFESSION BOOTH
Ready to talk? What you say here stays here. Until we fix it.
SUBMIT YOUR CONFESSION
Tell us what's wrong. Be honest—Michael will find out anyway. We respond within 24 hours. Your secrets are safe.
About Michael
Michael is the AI Bad Cop. He's been trained on thousands of startup failures, tech due diligence reports, and infrastructure audits. He knows what you're hiding—even when you don't.
badcop.tech is your fractional CTO in AI form. We interrogate your tech stack, find the crimes, and give you the fix. No judgment. Just evidence.
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COMMON QUESTIONS
How fast do you respond?
Within 24 hours. Usually faster. Michael doesn't sleep.
Is my confession confidential?
Absolutely. What happens in the confession booth stays in the confession booth. Enterprise-grade security.
Can I get a demo first?
The free tier IS the demo. 20 minutes. Top 3 crimes. No commitment.
What if we're pre-revenue?
Perfect timing. Find the crimes before investors do. The free tier costs nothing.