THE CHARGES
What tech crimes is Michael trained to find? Here's the rap sheet.
Infrastructure Crimes
Running Kubernetes for 10 users. Paying for enterprise cloud when you need a VPS. Michael finds the money you're burning on infrastructure you don't need.
- Premature scaling detection
- Cloud waste analysis
- Architecture overkill identification
[CRIME DETECTED]
Running multi-region K8s cluster
Active users: 47
Monthly burn: $4,200
[VERDICT]
Switch to single VPS: $40/mo
Annual savings: $49,920
MICHAEL
"Who has access to your production database right now?"
SUSPECT
"Um... I think just our lead dev? Maybe a few others..."
[CRIME LOGGED]
Single point of failure detected. Key-man risk flagged.
Team Risk Analysis
Who holds the keys? What happens when your lead dev goes on vacation—or quits? Michael maps your human single points of failure.
- Key-man dependency mapping
- Knowledge silo identification
- Access audit and credential hygiene
AI Fraud Detection
Everyone claims to have "proprietary AI." Michael knows the difference between a real moat and a ChatGPT wrapper with a custom prompt.
- API wrapper vs. real IP analysis
- Moat assessment and defensibility check
- Due diligence readiness scoring
ADDITIONAL CHARGES
Every investigation is comprehensive
Security Audit
API keys exposed? Dependencies unpatched? We find it.
Tech Debt Tally
Quantified in hours and dollars. No more guessing.
Due Diligence Prep
Investor-ready documentation of your tech position.
Velocity Check
Is your team shipping fast enough? We measure it.
READY TO FACE THE CHARGES?
Michael is waiting. Your tech stack can't hide forever.