THE BOOKING PROCESS
From first contact to final verdict. Here's how Michael extracts the truth from your tech stack.
The Interrogation
You enter the room. Michael starts asking questions. 20 minutes of conversation—natural, not scripted. You talk about your business, your tech, your challenges. Michael listens for the crimes hidden between the lines.
Evidence Processing
The interrogation ends. Now Michael goes to work. Every word is analyzed. Patterns are identified. Cross-referenced against thousands of startup failures we've studied. The crimes start to emerge.
Confidence Check
Michael doesn't guess. Before any verdict, we measure our confidence in the evidence. If we're above 80% sure, we proceed. If not, we ask for more witnesses—your CFO, CTO, or team leads.
// Ready to proceed with verdict
Additional Witnesses (Optional)
For the full picture, Michael can interrogate your leadership team. Each interview is tailored to their role— CFO talks finance, CTO talks architecture, Ops talks processes. Every perspective adds evidence.
The Verdict & Case File
Guilty or innocent? The case file arrives. 10+ pages of evidence, crimes ranked by severity, and a plea deal—the fixes, the roadmap, the path to redemption. Board-ready, investor-proof.
WHY FOUNDERS CONFESS
Fast, thorough, and brutally honest
20 Minutes
That's the entire time commitment. One coffee break's worth of conversation, and Michael has what he needs.
Zero Tech Required
No code access needed. No GitHub permissions. Just talk about your business, and Michael figures out the rest.
Scales With You
From solo founder to 200-person company. Michael adapts the investigation to your stage and size.
READY TO BE BOOKED?
20 minutes from now, you could know exactly what's wrong with your tech stack. Or you can keep pretending.