THE BAIL BOND
Choose your path to freedom. How much is your tech stack's innocence worth?
The Warning
A taste of what Michael can find
// No credit card required
- 1 interrogation session (20 min)
- Top 3 crimes identified
- Summary case brief
- Full case file
- Remediation roadmap
The Case File
Full investigation and evidence dossier
// One-time investigation
- Unlimited interrogation sessions
- Complete 10-page case file
- All crimes ranked by severity
- Remediation plea deal
- ROI estimates for each fix
- Board-ready PDF report
Probation Officer
Ongoing fractional CTO oversight
// Ongoing supervision
- Everything in Case File
- Weekly check-in sessions
- Team member interviews
- Implementation oversight
- Direct Slack/email access
- Investor-ready updates
INTERROGATION FAQ
How long until you find my crimes?
Michael works fast. First interrogation takes 20 minutes. Your case file arrives within 24 hours. Most founders are shocked by what we find that quickly.
Do I need technical knowledge?
None whatsoever. Michael speaks business, not code. You talk about your problems, we translate them into technical crimes and fixes.
What if I'm innocent?
Nobody's innocent. But some are less guilty than others. If your stack is genuinely clean, we'll tell you—and give you the proof to show investors.
Is my data secure?
What happens in the interrogation room stays in the interrogation room. Enterprise-grade encryption, GDPR compliant, and we never share your secrets.
Can I get a refund if you find nothing?
We've never had that problem. Every startup has crimes. But if somehow you're the first clean one, we'll refund you and buy you a coffee to celebrate.
STILL PLEADING THE FIFTH?
Talk to us. We won't judge. Much.